We are the only country that reminds everyone else, on a daily basis, that we’re the greatest country on Earth. If there was a guy at your office, who every day stood up and said ‘I’m the greatest fucker here! And you sniveling shits would all die without me! Gahaha!!’ I guarantee by the end of the week, you would’ve killed him…and eaten him, just to see if you could possess his power.
Lewis Black (via misterpeace)